Soap for The Middle Child | Funny Soap

Who are you again? The only thing worse than being unnoticed is still being unnoticed when your hair is neon pink and you dress like you’re in the Matrix. Um, hello? Being the first child ain’t all that. The only people who think so are #1. My older sibling and #2. My dumb parents. And I haven’t even gotten to the part about the (cry)baby of the family. Ay caramba. Purple Haze (Grape) Scented Net Weight: 6 oz Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Handmade vegan soaps designed by our in-house soap artisans with fragrance blends to match each concept. Shrink-wrapped with a kraft brown label.  Soap dimensions: 3 ½" L x 2 ¾" W x 1" H